fresh sheets.

The Naturalist’s Guidebook, Part 4
The Keysmash Code
TYPE: Tool
TIME: Real Posting Hours
RARITY: OccasionalDESCRIPTION:
The Keysmash Code is an impenetrable sequence of characters which Tumblr users encode their emotions into. There is a logic to it, but only to the one who presses the keys. Learning to understand the diverse Keysmash Codes of one’s neighbors on Tumblr is a key stage (pun intended) of the life-cycle of a new arrival. A great deal of information can be passed through the code: not only emotion but device of choice, language of origin, and even age. It is one of the native modes of expression, in common usage far back into the history of Tumblr.
FIELD NOTES:
- The Code can be used to transmit valuable and secret data to trusted friends and associates without risking interference.
- Encoding techniques go in and out of fashion, like clothing or music, so it is possible to use relics which contain Keysmashes in order to date artifacts to a particular time or place.
- The Keysmash Code is possibly related to a phenomenon known as “crytyping,” but this theory needs more research before it is proven.
everytime I see Beyonce one of the world’s most famous rich beautiful women and one of the best performers alive I can only think about how she has the undying loyalty of a dog to the ugliest most talentless old man in ever, who cheated on her…. like how is this possible why is she doing that
I love you unpopular female characters I love you unlikeable female characters I love you aggressive selfish annoying female characters you are literally everything
Tagged: #dany #jorah #oh fck off man this is SAD
we know that the fly is lalo and not howard because of how their jumping skills compare. additionally lalo’s deeds in life are definitely getting him reincarnated in a lesser form
and i’d like to give a special shoutout to bisexuals who are losers
liking angels in an atheist kinda way. they’re just pigeons to me